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Track Name: Pit of My Stomach
Pit of My Stomach
words & music - kyle

I worry about my worries
I cry because I cry
In the pit of my stomach

I hide away from fear

It eats me from the inside out
And always makes me cry out
Burns my throat really bad

I hide away from fear


Credits
justin - vocals
kyle - guitar
dan - organ
Track Name: Fish Without Eyeballs
Fish Without Eyeballs & Whatnot
words - justin, dan, mark
music - dan

have you guys heard about the guy behind your house?
i think he's dead
are people looking at him or are they just looking at the ground?

Are you guys aware of the guy behind the house?
i think he's dead
i think he's dead
i think he's dead

three dogs and two nights later
i'm still looking for a still frame for framing
three dogs and two nights later
three dogs and two nights later

it doesn't really matter
it doesn't really matter
it doesn't really matter
it doesn't really matter


Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
Track Name: Oregon Cup
Oregon Cup
words - dan, kyle
music - dan, kyle

Oh my loyal Steve
Give it to me
You eating your grass, me needing it back
I need hay to survive

Nose of Destiny
Poison of Spider

Facets of skull hands
Grass stuff in sand
Brought my wheelbarrow to pick up sparrow
Who holds his arms in the air


Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
kyle - guitar
Track Name: Glowing Sign
Glowing Sign
words - dan, justin
music - dan

I
like to see
the earth quake
beneath my feet

You like to go around to the back buildings
Where you're reluctant to go but you're willing
You like money but you've only got a shilling
Luckily that's enough to get a filling

I
want to be
an invisible
symphony

you
won't see me
when i gain
invisibility

i drove into town on a day when it was snowing
looking for a clue as to where i was going
i noticed a glowing sign 'cause it was glowing
why that was i had no way of knowing

come on by
you will see
glowing signs
are a mystery

Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
Track Name: Secretive Garment
Secretive Garment
words - dan, justin, kyle, andy
music - kyle

Credits
justin - vocals
dan - "yes"
kyle - guitar, "no"
Track Name: Pyramid Dinosaur
Pyramid Dinosaur
words - dan, justin, kyle
music - dan

trigonal biplanar
humanoid bipolar
sandless mouth retainer
wooden legs in sodden ground
swollen eyes, remainder

i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a horn in my head
i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a hole in my head

look at that horn comin' out my head
time for me to dress and get into bed
at midnight i wake and need a snack
so i jump in the fridge
out back

i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a horn in my head
i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a hole in my head

watch out, i'll step on you
with one of my wooden legs
my shiny bicuspids should rip clothes
i live in the woods with my dino pals

i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a horn in my head
i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a hole in my head

trigonal biplanar
humanoid bipolar
sandless mouth retainer
wooden legs in sodden ground
swollen eyes, remainder



Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
kyle - backing vocals
Track Name: Unattainable Glory
Unattainable Glory
words - dan, kyle
music - dan

born on a raft
raised in a cage
the man from Kentucky
has now come of age

sometimes a dog can see it
sometimes life is in deep bits
sometimes the man jumps up and down
flip stood precision roommate
flip stood precision roommate


Credits
justin - vocals, cool keys
dan - guitar
Track Name: Scruffy
Scruffy
words - dan, kyle
music - dan

here come the hornswaggled millions
Cracked eggshells are sheltering their fragile brains

because my dustbins were filled up already
i threw down my grandmother's suit in disdain
looked around and all i saw was yetis
the pond of pain left out the sweltering car-style pains

press the keys into the doorway
let out all my screams of hell and shame

because my dustbins were filled up already
i threw down my grandmother's suit in disdain
looked around and all i saw was yetis
the pond of pain left out the sweltering car-style pain

Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
kyle - guitar
Track Name: Out in the Brush Wack
Out in the Brush Wack
words - kyle
music - kyle

it's easier to brush your teeth with a cat
than it is with a paint can

Credits
kyle - guitar, vocals
Track Name: Man With Three Hats
Man With Three Hats
words - dan, justin
music - dan

I met a guy
on his head were three of the oddest hats i've ever seen
I didn't know what they were until I
looked a little closer at them

the first was a darkened face
it stared at me and yelled out my name
beady eyes were focusing
on my unoccupied hair

oh no

the next one was a bag of money
that must have been taken
from the people of the street
under the harsh stares of the darkened face

the third one had a mirrored brim
there was the reflection of a man
who wore three hats
and the face was of me



Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar, backing vocals
Track Name: Cup Castle
Cup Castle
words - justin
music - dan

fill up a glass... with water
fill it up
fill up a glass... with water
fill it up

pour it on the rooftop
pour it up

fill up a glass with water with water of course
fill up a glass with water with water of course

then-you-can-take-the-cup and throw it out
because you already have the water

you got the water in cup-shape
because you poured it in the cup
and-then you threw the cup out
and the water retains its shape

you can throw the cup out
you can throw the cup out
you can throw it out

With your water cup shapes
With your water cup shapes
You can make the water castle
with the little flag in front
People can walk around
But the question coming up
what to put in the moat
beside the water cause you already
have a water cup shaped cup...castle

You can make a cup castle and put it in your yard
where people will be able to drink all the water that they need

You can put a flag up in it
You can put a flag up in it
You can put the flag where you may (it's a happy land, with a happy man, in a happy land, in a happy land, in a happy cup castle)

People can walk inside your castle made of water shaped cups
They can, walk-inside, your-cup-castle (made of cups!)
They can make your cup castle even bigger
if they add some more cup shaped water

they just need a cup
they just need a cup
they just need a cup
they just need a cup
they just need a cup (in the water cup castle all you need is a cup)
And you make the water
So you get the water
So you get the water
And you put in a cup
You put the water in a cup

cup castle
cup castle
cup castle
cup castle

it's not a cup castle
if you're standing in a puddle!


Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar, backing vocals
Track Name: Creatures
Creatures
words - justin, dan
music - justin

creatures roam the world
then they go away
now all the creatures
are here to stay

in my house, in my car
in my hair

creatures roam the world
then they go away



Credits
justin - vocals, piano
Track Name: Giant Crayon Box
Giant Crayon Box
words - justin, dan
music - dan

Wind is blowing on my fries
it tossled my hair
The comb tried to rearrange
but my fries just got colder
seems like it's not a good day
to eat ouside
used to do it all the time
but the days just got shorter

A rainy day for my picnic
but that didn't stop me
i think i'm gonna be sick

People are starting to leave
in all their cars
They are all heading home
but they're happier just knowing
wherever they may go
in all their cars,
the place they end up in
will have a giant crayon box


Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
Track Name: An Edible Syringe
An Edible Syringe
words - kyle, dan
music - dan

i was walking
through the rainforest
with my raincoat on and people
were staring
as if they were interested in what i was wearing
i want to run with the hand on my tongue -- the invisible sponge!
i want to run with the hand on my tongue -- the invisible sponge!

I was talking
to my brain cohorts
with my braincoat on and weasels
wear herrings
as if we were infrared ink that I was hearing
I hunt the gun with the sand in the lungs -- the insanity sons!
I hunt the gun with the sand in the lungs -- the insanity sons!

Guy was sloshing,
though the rainbow hurts
when my lame stoat's son got measels.
We're hairy,
and isn't there something that thinks that I am bleary?
I haunt the nuns that they threw in the dung -- and instantly smug
I haunt the nuns that they threw in the dung -- and instantly smug

Buy my flossings
from the main store. Blurt,
"Then my famed boat's son" Taught eagles
their fairies,
and ain't there a thing that stinks? My can's fairy!
I vault the sun, that withdrew into young -- and isn't it bug
I vault the sun, that withdrew into young -- and isn't it bug



Credits
dan - guitar, vocals
justin - backing vocals
kyle - vocals, african thumb piano
Track Name: Underground
Underground
words - dan
music - g. wood

Here I sit, underground in my home
where I live there's no light, just stones
How can I get up and walk away?
How can I get up out of this shallow grave?
I can't get up to walk around because I'm in a hole that's in the ground

Once I fell and hit my knee
It hurt a lot, a lot you'll see
But it was nothing compared to what I found in this hole in the ground

I live in a town, it's a hole underground
There are no people, just me in this town
I can't get up to walk around
because I'm in a hole that's in the ground

Stuck in the ground
Stuck in a hole
I can't dig around
No I'm not a mole
I'm just a guy
Stuck in a hole
Stuck in this ground
Stuck in this ground
Stuck in this hole

Help me get up out of this ground why don't you?
Help me get up out of this ground why won't you?
Help me get up out of this, help me get out of this,
Help me get out of this godforsaken ground

Here I sit, underground in my home
where I live there's no light, just stones
How can I get up and walk away?
How can I get up out of this shallow grave?
I can't get up to walk around because I'm in a hole that's in the ground

Once I fell and hit my knee
It hurt an awful lot, a lot you'll see
But it was nothing compared to what I found in this hole in the ground

I live in a town, it's a hole underground
There are no people, just me in this town
I can't get up to walk around
because I'm in a hole that's in the ground




Credits
g.wood - guitar, vocals
Track Name: The Biggest Einstein
The Biggest Einstein
words - dan, kyle, justin
music - dan, justin

they call him the thumb
I follow his son
My hollowless fun
is a bottomless gun

Blunted on a subway
Hunt led on a wrong day
dunce bled on my pronged hay
Stump him; a prolonged stay

Watch the ruffled cabbage turn
botched the gruff old baggage urn
Caught a wud soul racket burn
Sought the Club of Tact it yearns

twice did harm the biggest Einstein
twice did harm the biggest Einstein
twice did harm the biggest Einstein
twice did harm the biggest Einstein




Credits
kyle - vocals
justin - cool keys
dan - guitar, backing vocals
Track Name: Farmers
Farmers
words - dan, kyle, justin
music - dan

rolling down the mountain
I grabbed my back pack
the trees were flying by
But I didn't look back

Travellin' 'cross America

look out farmers, here i come
Pick all your crops
Before I stop
FARMERS! YEEEAH!


Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
Track Name: Buffalo, Nature's Guillotine
Buffalo, Nature's Guillotine
words - dan
music - dan

Birthmark on my arm
causes me harm
whenever I try to remove it

waiting for my ride
waiting for my ride now to arrive now
waiting for my ride

Credits
justin - vocals, cool keys
dan - guitar
kyle - african thumb piano
Track Name: Dance With the Doofus
Dance With the Doofus
words - dan
music - dan

don't dance with the doofus
anything could be different
my fridge isn't working

can't cry on the camels
losing it is fulfillment
i left everything empty

don't dance with the camels
needles and walnuts
papers and lawyers
lost faith in the toils

don't dance with the doofus -- you'll get a headache
feel fat with the fathoms now
don't dance in the pig pen
with the camels

camera shy
camera shy
camera shy when i'm around you

Credits
dan - guitar, vocals
Track Name: Chicken's Gettin' Tired
Chicken's Gettin' Tired
words - kyle, dan, justin, andy
music - dan

i am the flaming shoe salesman
i hope my armadillo douses me
douses out my fire
extinguishes my soul
gives me my tire removed by a mole

one-eyed chicken, carry my 'dillo
eat alien heads near the chicken's big toe
bucket's gettin' closer
chicken's gettin' tired
'dillo's droppin' from the sky

swat the little guy with the big finger
brick wall henry tries to stab my friend
knives are flying outward
moles pinned against the wall
tires rolling downhill

i am the flaming shoe salesman
i hope my armadillo douses me
douses out my fire
extinguishes my soul
gives me my tire removed by a mole

i am the flaming shoe salesman
i hope my armadillo douses me

Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
Track Name: The Toe-Hat
The Toe-hat
words - dan, kyle
music - dan, kyle

Muck it up, men, stir the filth
Give the missing granny such a jilt
she'll weather all, and then she'll take the plunge
When I stick it in her great big sponge
take the time to reap the sow
And take the time to reap the snow
and don't forget to melt all of the trash
Throw it in the ocean with a splash

We sat inside the spinning orb
That we called the toe-hat's sword
and thrice a day it would invoke
A little boy who we called the bloke
Found me a boy whose age was ten
my horse would never talk again

Oh the toe-hat!
bring it on back to the mat!
Follow me down in the flask!


Credits
dan - guitar
justin - vocals
kyle - guitar
Track Name: Unitooth Pentapod
Unitooth Pentapod
words - dan, justin, kyle
music - dan

Situation gettin' crazy
Colors shooting in the air
My hand is a basket
Pockets of unused residue

I have only one big tooth
and five tentacle legs
Angry at the world
About to bite the guy

Tryin' to hide something
It can't be seen by you
He is my own shrunken head
Oh! My ungainly fin

I'm an innocent vampire
And I am a yak
Is this my own shrunken head?
It's a unitooth pentapod

Credits
justin - vocals
dan - guitar
Track Name: Gordon Lightfoot is Tonsils
Gordon Lightfoot is Tonsils
words - dan, kyle
music - kyle

1 2 3 4

Gordon Lightfoot said to me
"I've gotten dogs, I've gotten fleas"
So i begged him, "will you please?
Please, please please, sing that song about me!"

Gordon Lightfoot said to us
"I saw a lamprey on a bus"
So i begged him, "will you please?
Please, please please, sing that song about tea!"

Gordon Lightfoot said to Gord
"sun is down i was abhorred"
So i begged him, "will you please?
Please, please please, sing that song you forgot!"

Credits
dan - vocals
kyle - guitar
justin - backing vocals
Track Name: Caper in the Fabuloso
Caper in the Fabuloso
words - dan, kyle, justin
music - justin

my skin grafts
sink my rafts
i fell down
into the brown town

let me see
while you flee
not from me -- hypocrisy

tricked my dad
we sought him out
caper in the fabuloso

my car-pet
went to the vet
melted pat: the laundromat

Credits
dan - vocals
kyle - vocals
justin - organ
Track Name: Left Me Behind
Left Me Behind
words - justin, dan, kyle
music - dan

then orange was rotting
my bending broodlings
striped antiquities
the floor cascading

and skeletons were flowers
dripping and flossing
instead of ivory towers
they fell down

and yet they refuse to come

under crimson curtains
pudding begins to curdle
festerings halls abounding
cracklin' on the fountain
cracklin' on the fountain

but they left me behind


Credits
dan - vocals, guitar
justin - vocals, cool keys