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Toasted Coughs

by Snot Patties

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1.
Pit of My Stomach words & music - kyle I worry about my worries I cry because I cry In the pit of my stomach I hide away from fear It eats me from the inside out And always makes me cry out Burns my throat really bad I hide away from fear Credits justin - vocals kyle - guitar dan - organ
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Fish Without Eyeballs & Whatnot words - justin, dan, mark music - dan have you guys heard about the guy behind your house? i think he's dead are people looking at him or are they just looking at the ground? Are you guys aware of the guy behind the house? i think he's dead i think he's dead i think he's dead three dogs and two nights later i'm still looking for a still frame for framing three dogs and two nights later three dogs and two nights later it doesn't really matter it doesn't really matter it doesn't really matter it doesn't really matter Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar
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Oregon Cup 01:14
Oregon Cup words - dan, kyle music - dan, kyle Oh my loyal Steve Give it to me You eating your grass, me needing it back I need hay to survive Nose of Destiny Poison of Spider Facets of skull hands Grass stuff in sand Brought my wheelbarrow to pick up sparrow Who holds his arms in the air Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar kyle - guitar
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Glowing Sign 01:27
Glowing Sign words - dan, justin music - dan I like to see the earth quake beneath my feet You like to go around to the back buildings Where you're reluctant to go but you're willing You like money but you've only got a shilling Luckily that's enough to get a filling I want to be an invisible symphony you won't see me when i gain invisibility i drove into town on a day when it was snowing looking for a clue as to where i was going i noticed a glowing sign 'cause it was glowing why that was i had no way of knowing come on by you will see glowing signs are a mystery Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar
5.
Secretive Garment words - dan, justin, kyle, andy music - kyle Credits justin - vocals dan - "yes" kyle - guitar, "no"
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Pyramid Dinosaur words - dan, justin, kyle music - dan trigonal biplanar humanoid bipolar sandless mouth retainer wooden legs in sodden ground swollen eyes, remainder i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a horn in my head i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a hole in my head look at that horn comin' out my head time for me to dress and get into bed at midnight i wake and need a snack so i jump in the fridge out back i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a horn in my head i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a hole in my head watch out, i'll step on you with one of my wooden legs my shiny bicuspids should rip clothes i live in the woods with my dino pals i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a horn in my head i am a pyramid dinosaur and i've got a hole in my head trigonal biplanar humanoid bipolar sandless mouth retainer wooden legs in sodden ground swollen eyes, remainder Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar kyle - backing vocals
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Unattainable Glory words - dan, kyle music - dan born on a raft raised in a cage the man from Kentucky has now come of age sometimes a dog can see it sometimes life is in deep bits sometimes the man jumps up and down flip stood precision roommate flip stood precision roommate Credits justin - vocals, cool keys dan - guitar
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Scruffy 01:39
Scruffy words - dan, kyle music - dan here come the hornswaggled millions Cracked eggshells are sheltering their fragile brains because my dustbins were filled up already i threw down my grandmother's suit in disdain looked around and all i saw was yetis the pond of pain left out the sweltering car-style pains press the keys into the doorway let out all my screams of hell and shame because my dustbins were filled up already i threw down my grandmother's suit in disdain looked around and all i saw was yetis the pond of pain left out the sweltering car-style pain Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar kyle - guitar
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Out in the Brush Wack words - kyle music - kyle it's easier to brush your teeth with a cat than it is with a paint can Credits kyle - guitar, vocals
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Man With Three Hats words - dan, justin music - dan I met a guy on his head were three of the oddest hats i've ever seen I didn't know what they were until I looked a little closer at them the first was a darkened face it stared at me and yelled out my name beady eyes were focusing on my unoccupied hair oh no the next one was a bag of money that must have been taken from the people of the street under the harsh stares of the darkened face the third one had a mirrored brim there was the reflection of a man who wore three hats and the face was of me Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar, backing vocals
11.
Cup Castle 03:11
Cup Castle words - justin music - dan fill up a glass... with water fill it up fill up a glass... with water fill it up pour it on the rooftop pour it up fill up a glass with water with water of course fill up a glass with water with water of course then-you-can-take-the-cup and throw it out because you already have the water you got the water in cup-shape because you poured it in the cup and-then you threw the cup out and the water retains its shape you can throw the cup out you can throw the cup out you can throw it out With your water cup shapes With your water cup shapes You can make the water castle with the little flag in front People can walk around But the question coming up what to put in the moat beside the water cause you already have a water cup shaped cup...castle You can make a cup castle and put it in your yard where people will be able to drink all the water that they need You can put a flag up in it You can put a flag up in it You can put the flag where you may (it's a happy land, with a happy man, in a happy land, in a happy land, in a happy cup castle) People can walk inside your castle made of water shaped cups They can, walk-inside, your-cup-castle (made of cups!) They can make your cup castle even bigger if they add some more cup shaped water they just need a cup they just need a cup they just need a cup they just need a cup they just need a cup (in the water cup castle all you need is a cup) And you make the water So you get the water So you get the water And you put in a cup You put the water in a cup cup castle cup castle cup castle cup castle it's not a cup castle if you're standing in a puddle! Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar, backing vocals
12.
Creatures 01:34
Creatures words - justin, dan music - justin creatures roam the world then they go away now all the creatures are here to stay in my house, in my car in my hair creatures roam the world then they go away Credits justin - vocals, piano
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Giant Crayon Box words - justin, dan music - dan Wind is blowing on my fries it tossled my hair The comb tried to rearrange but my fries just got colder seems like it's not a good day to eat ouside used to do it all the time but the days just got shorter A rainy day for my picnic but that didn't stop me i think i'm gonna be sick People are starting to leave in all their cars They are all heading home but they're happier just knowing wherever they may go in all their cars, the place they end up in will have a giant crayon box Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar
14.
An Edible Syringe words - kyle, dan music - dan i was walking through the rainforest with my raincoat on and people were staring as if they were interested in what i was wearing i want to run with the hand on my tongue -- the invisible sponge! i want to run with the hand on my tongue -- the invisible sponge! I was talking to my brain cohorts with my braincoat on and weasels wear herrings as if we were infrared ink that I was hearing I hunt the gun with the sand in the lungs -- the insanity sons! I hunt the gun with the sand in the lungs -- the insanity sons! Guy was sloshing, though the rainbow hurts when my lame stoat's son got measels. We're hairy, and isn't there something that thinks that I am bleary? I haunt the nuns that they threw in the dung -- and instantly smug I haunt the nuns that they threw in the dung -- and instantly smug Buy my flossings from the main store. Blurt, "Then my famed boat's son" Taught eagles their fairies, and ain't there a thing that stinks? My can's fairy! I vault the sun, that withdrew into young -- and isn't it bug I vault the sun, that withdrew into young -- and isn't it bug Credits dan - guitar, vocals justin - backing vocals kyle - vocals, african thumb piano
15.
Underground 02:10
Underground words - dan music - g. wood Here I sit, underground in my home where I live there's no light, just stones How can I get up and walk away? How can I get up out of this shallow grave? I can't get up to walk around because I'm in a hole that's in the ground Once I fell and hit my knee It hurt a lot, a lot you'll see But it was nothing compared to what I found in this hole in the ground I live in a town, it's a hole underground There are no people, just me in this town I can't get up to walk around because I'm in a hole that's in the ground Stuck in the ground Stuck in a hole I can't dig around No I'm not a mole I'm just a guy Stuck in a hole Stuck in this ground Stuck in this ground Stuck in this hole Help me get up out of this ground why don't you? Help me get up out of this ground why won't you? Help me get up out of this, help me get out of this, Help me get out of this godforsaken ground Here I sit, underground in my home where I live there's no light, just stones How can I get up and walk away? How can I get up out of this shallow grave? I can't get up to walk around because I'm in a hole that's in the ground Once I fell and hit my knee It hurt an awful lot, a lot you'll see But it was nothing compared to what I found in this hole in the ground I live in a town, it's a hole underground There are no people, just me in this town I can't get up to walk around because I'm in a hole that's in the ground Credits g.wood - guitar, vocals
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The Biggest Einstein words - dan, kyle, justin music - dan, justin they call him the thumb I follow his son My hollowless fun is a bottomless gun Blunted on a subway Hunt led on a wrong day dunce bled on my pronged hay Stump him; a prolonged stay Watch the ruffled cabbage turn botched the gruff old baggage urn Caught a wud soul racket burn Sought the Club of Tact it yearns twice did harm the biggest Einstein twice did harm the biggest Einstein twice did harm the biggest Einstein twice did harm the biggest Einstein Credits kyle - vocals justin - cool keys dan - guitar, backing vocals
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Farmers 01:11
Farmers words - dan, kyle, justin music - dan rolling down the mountain I grabbed my back pack the trees were flying by But I didn't look back Travellin' 'cross America look out farmers, here i come Pick all your crops Before I stop FARMERS! YEEEAH! Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar
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Buffalo, Nature's Guillotine words - dan music - dan Birthmark on my arm causes me harm whenever I try to remove it waiting for my ride waiting for my ride now to arrive now waiting for my ride Credits justin - vocals, cool keys dan - guitar kyle - african thumb piano
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Dance With the Doofus words - dan music - dan don't dance with the doofus anything could be different my fridge isn't working can't cry on the camels losing it is fulfillment i left everything empty don't dance with the camels needles and walnuts papers and lawyers lost faith in the toils don't dance with the doofus -- you'll get a headache feel fat with the fathoms now don't dance in the pig pen with the camels camera shy camera shy camera shy when i'm around you Credits dan - guitar, vocals
20.
Chicken's Gettin' Tired words - kyle, dan, justin, andy music - dan i am the flaming shoe salesman i hope my armadillo douses me douses out my fire extinguishes my soul gives me my tire removed by a mole one-eyed chicken, carry my 'dillo eat alien heads near the chicken's big toe bucket's gettin' closer chicken's gettin' tired 'dillo's droppin' from the sky swat the little guy with the big finger brick wall henry tries to stab my friend knives are flying outward moles pinned against the wall tires rolling downhill i am the flaming shoe salesman i hope my armadillo douses me douses out my fire extinguishes my soul gives me my tire removed by a mole i am the flaming shoe salesman i hope my armadillo douses me Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar
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The Toe-Hat 01:47
The Toe-hat words - dan, kyle music - dan, kyle Muck it up, men, stir the filth Give the missing granny such a jilt she'll weather all, and then she'll take the plunge When I stick it in her great big sponge take the time to reap the sow And take the time to reap the snow and don't forget to melt all of the trash Throw it in the ocean with a splash We sat inside the spinning orb That we called the toe-hat's sword and thrice a day it would invoke A little boy who we called the bloke Found me a boy whose age was ten my horse would never talk again Oh the toe-hat! bring it on back to the mat! Follow me down in the flask! Credits dan - guitar justin - vocals kyle - guitar
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Unitooth Pentapod words - dan, justin, kyle music - dan Situation gettin' crazy Colors shooting in the air My hand is a basket Pockets of unused residue I have only one big tooth and five tentacle legs Angry at the world About to bite the guy Tryin' to hide something It can't be seen by you He is my own shrunken head Oh! My ungainly fin I'm an innocent vampire And I am a yak Is this my own shrunken head? It's a unitooth pentapod Credits justin - vocals dan - guitar
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Gordon Lightfoot is Tonsils words - dan, kyle music - kyle 1 2 3 4 Gordon Lightfoot said to me "I've gotten dogs, I've gotten fleas" So i begged him, "will you please? Please, please please, sing that song about me!" Gordon Lightfoot said to us "I saw a lamprey on a bus" So i begged him, "will you please? Please, please please, sing that song about tea!" Gordon Lightfoot said to Gord "sun is down i was abhorred" So i begged him, "will you please? Please, please please, sing that song you forgot!" Credits dan - vocals kyle - guitar justin - backing vocals
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Caper in the Fabuloso words - dan, kyle, justin music - justin my skin grafts sink my rafts i fell down into the brown town let me see while you flee not from me -- hypocrisy tricked my dad we sought him out caper in the fabuloso my car-pet went to the vet melted pat: the laundromat Credits dan - vocals kyle - vocals justin - organ
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Left Me Behind words - justin, dan, kyle music - dan then orange was rotting my bending broodlings striped antiquities the floor cascading and skeletons were flowers dripping and flossing instead of ivory towers they fell down and yet they refuse to come under crimson curtains pudding begins to curdle festerings halls abounding cracklin' on the fountain cracklin' on the fountain but they left me behind Credits dan - vocals, guitar justin - vocals, cool keys

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