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Elephant Waffles

from Chewing Bees by Snot Patties

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Elephant Waffles
music - dan
words - dan, justin, kyle

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General Windsor was a peculiar man, but he knew what he wanted out of life. Walking up the steps to the County Executioner's office, he was struck by an idea. Well, it was a brick, but there was an idea attached to it. General Windsor untied the idea and as he threw it away he couldn't help but wonder what it was. He died three years later.

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Pamela wasn't the one who usually got the groceries, but today was Friday so that meant that today it was. Typically she would pick out the things she wanted like an upholstered turkey baster, but it wasn't frozen enough. Three fires started on her way home, they lit the cat on fire and she got down and cried.

Not counting the guide and the tree surgeon, there were four of us. The escape from basement had been harrowing to say the least, but suffice to say we were none the worse for the wear. Excepting of course the cardinal and the little girl who got her head stuck in an iron box.

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from Chewing Bees, released June 6, 2001
Credits
dan - guitar, vocals, weird effects
justin - vocals
kyle - vocals

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